20100829
Wayward
For there'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Now don't you cry no more
Kansas: Carry On Wayward Son
20100828
Dispatches
Michael Herr: Dispatches
20100827
An A-Z of Afghanistan
20100826
Paddy's Lament 2010
To Afghanistan I'll have you not be coming.
There is nothing here but war where the murdering cannons roar
And I wish I was at home in dear old Finland.
Adapted from Paddy's Lament (Irish trad.)
Travel Day
The distance from the terminal to the plane was this short (approximately 300 metres), but two buses were used to shuttle the passengers to the plane. Ordnung muss sein.
During the flight I tried to sleep a little, but didn't succeed too well. The two meals and the movie kept me posted of where and how the journey was progressing. At 1600 local time we finally touched down in Pirkkala.
Time will tell how soon and completely I will manage to let go of my duties in Afghanistan, or to adapt to my new duties in Finland. So far I've no plans or intentions of going back. Time will tell.
This post concludes my blog, or at least the diary part of it. Thanks for reading.
Final Day
The narcotics dog, and old male Belgian Shepherd, was not that interested in working.
The explosives dog, who was a much younger male of the same breed, was much more enthusiastic about his duties.
20100824
Lazy Day
Good advice. It's an armoured car, you know.
20100823
Parade
I camp Marmal I helped the new 2iC to fill up the PO cash at the Swedish paymaster's office. Then I said a final hello to the Aibak crew and they drove off. We waited for a couple of hours for the NSE personnel to get ready at the stores and then started handing in our equipment. After three hours I only had one set of bedsheets and my uniform left. I packed my bags anew, trying to make everything fit. The NSE was having a barbecue. I was not surprised to find that there was plenty of food to go around. The sauna was crowded so I walked over to the Norwegian hygiene containers to have a shower. I found a bed in Transit tent 1, which was half-full with Latvian soldiers.
There seems to be alternative routes to choose from when running the lap around Camp Northern Lights.
The parade line-up.
20100822
Transfer of Authority
There was free pizza for all at the Finnhouse. I had one beer with my slice, smoked a cigar and went to bed. In the night the wind increased to gale force. The tent shook and flapped in the storm so that some guys moved their beds to the middle of the tent to avoid the noise of the tent tarpaulin flapping against their beds. Of course the air was hot, dry and thick with dust.
20100821
Farewell Party
In the afternoon we had a short defence exercise, and wrote reports on the morning's meetings. After an earlier than usual evening brief (which by the way may very well have been my last one!), we prepared for a foot patrol to the provincial governor's residence. He and the chief of police had insisted on organising a farewell party for me. Among the guests were administrative staff from the governor's office, police officers and some friends of the governor from the president's office in Kabul. The meal was excellent and the atmosphere relaxed.
When we arrived on foot to the gates of the safe house there were some men in the street who wanted to talk with me. They complained about Isaf the dog, saying that she was pissing and shitting in the ditch from which people take their drinking water and in which they wash themselves. I said that Isaf is a street dog: she can come and go as she pleases and she only likes us because we give her food and don't kick her like the Afghans do. I said that she is free like the birds and like the 20 other stray dogs that live in our street. One man, who turned out to speak English, was especially keen on getting rid of the dog. I said that it's not our dog and that we could shoot it but we have no bullets to spare. Later the guards told me that last night he had been trying to persuade our neighbours not to take part in our dinner, and today he had been angry with some of our neighbours who had been to our dinner party, saying that they should not have accepted food from the PRT. The man insisted that we at least take the dog house that Isaf lives in away from the street. That I agreed to do tomorrow - it's too hot in there anyway now and Isaf sleeps in a hole in the ground. Perhaps the guys can put it back out when it starts snowing.
There was parliament candidate speaking against the presence of foreign troops in Afghanistan in the Mosque across the street yesterday. The man said that we are just driving around in our armoured cars, sitting in meetings with important people on soft couches and not doing any development projects. He's perfectly right, but at least we don't even try to please everyone. The locals campaign to soften up the new commander seems to have started just a few days too early. The moods here can change swiftly and one must never let one's guard down.
All put together, today I got two chapans, a handcrafted handbag and a box of dried fruit. After all the acclaim that came my way today I had to check that I was alive - in my experience only dead people are spoken so well of.
The Provincial Council members and their staff insisted on having a group picture taken.
The farewell dinner at the provincial governor's residence was plentiful and really tasty.
20100820
Admin
MOT Z left and the JTAC (joint tactical air controller) team from MeS came to use our shooting range. In the evening we had invited all our neighbours for dinner. I thanked everyone for the good relations that we have had during the year and introduced the new commander.
There were more guests than we had set the table for, but our guards soon brought an additional table for us to sit at.
20100819
Reporting and Planning
20100818
Introductions
20100817
Flatbed
MOT D went to Marmul on a flatbed. It was their turn - compared to the number of times that MOT E has hitched a ride to maintenance Delta has still had good luck with their vehicles (or Echo has had bad luck, rather). But this time they had managed to BOTH spill the break fluid AND to get a flat tyre - on the same car!
Some ants at the shooting range were busy, too.
20100816
NSE visit
20100815
Replacement
At the evening brief we had a round of introductions with everyone present. Then I did a camp walk with all the new arrivals. A phone call from G3 with bad news interrupted me. In the evening I spent almost an hour looking for something without success. Perhaps a new day will shed some light on where the lost item has gone.
20100814
Changes
In the afternoon I moved house to the EUPOL container in the yard. It's more spacious than my previous accommodation, and quieter, too.
The latest model of combat bathrobe is equipped with a holster for your sidearm.
20100813
Ramadan Brunch
Nothing much happened today. The CO called and wanted an update on the situation in Samangan. He sent his greetings to everyone. I managed to get funding for an upcoming event. The provincial governor called us in the evening and told us some good news.
MOT E has switched to heavier equipment - they now move around with the 8-ton RG-32 instead of the 4,5-ton MB280G.
20100812
Softs
I got up at 0615 and went to the gym. After an hour and a half on the exercise bike it was time to unload the food trucks, first the frozen food and then the fresh stuff. To everyone’s surprise, there were again soft drinks in the delivery! The support branch should really make up their minds about the matter. After the unloading I did some stretching on the sundeck. It was hot but I didn't care. I had hoped to schedule some meetings for today, but the first of Ramadan was a holiday. Tomorrow is going to be a holiday too (Friday) and according to our interpreter, there is a law in Afghanistan that says that any day that falls between two holidays is also a holiday. I was not in the least surprised, nor disappointed. We had to arrange a patrol in the afternoon anyway to bring the electrician back to CNL. As the opportunity presented itself, the patrol also got the task to stop by at camp Marmul to try to find a new internet hub. Unfortunately the patrol ran into some technical problems on the way and had to return to Marmul for repairs.
The guys wanted to buy some wine and beer for the mess association from Marmul, so I wrote them a certificate for the purchase. We haven't had any alcohol at the PO under my command. I don't know why, really, because it hasn't been forbidden in any way. I just haven't encouraged it or taken any steps to bring alcohol the safe house. And no-one has actually asked for beer or wine to be brought in - until now, that is. Perhaps they have realised that I'm not going to be here for that long (today I actually started packing some of my winter equipment). MOT D came in from their three day patrol. After the barbecue on the sundeck we tried to fly a kite that had landed in our yard. The wind was strong enough because many of our neighbours' kids were flying their kites, but we didn't have the skills to make ours fly. Our signals guys finally got tired of not having any internet available after three days, so they decided to connect the duty internet to the welfare router for a few hours, which was quite enough for me to read my email and update the blog. Soon we'll have electricity, internet and beer available at the same time - who cares about kites!
20100811
Arrivals
I slept only four hours and woke up at 1000. I didn’t feel at all tired, so I went for a run on the treadmill. In the afternoon the PO patrol and MOT E arrived with 3 newcomers, one to the PO and two to MOT E. They brought 20 cases of soft drinks. The support branch of the leading nation has repeatedly said that there will be no more soft drinks or sweets delivered to the PO’s. We feel that it’s wrong, because there is no PX store (postal exchange) from where to buy soft drinks or sweets at the provincial offices, and it’s not like we could go out to town to do some shopping, either. Patrols that don’t serve any specific operative purpose are explicitly prohibited. So far the food transports have included soft drinks and sweets like before, despite the promises (or threats, rather) from G4 that there will be no more of that.
I met the guard’s commander and discussed with him the issue of the guard that everyone else are annoyed with. I also asked for his help to arrange two dinner parties in the near future; one for the local employees and another for our neighbours and the VIP’s of the neighbourhood. Both occasions will first and foremost serve the purpose of introducing the new PO commander and second in command to the locals.
The electrician worked all day to finalise his work. He replaced the one cable that was providing electricity to the main building with three cables: one to the operations room, a second to the first floor and a third to the second floor switchboard. So far everything seems to work just fine. When we got the ops room back online, the welfare internet connection would not reboot. It turned out that the electrical problems that we had had during the week had erased the firmware on our welfare internet hub. No more surfing in the accommodation spaces until we get a new hub. I went to bed early (at 2000) and fell asleep instantly.
20100810
Departures
The logistic transport that was supposed to take the outgoing rotation away came in at 1120. They also brought the new chef, who used to be a driver for MOT F, and, even more important, an electrician. We loaded the equipment of 9 soldiers onto the truck. 4 guys went with the log transport, 4 with MOT E and one with the PO patrol. There was an event for all signals personnel at CNL tonight, and we sent both our signals guys as well as MOT E’s signallist there. MOT D left for a long-range patrol to Khoram wa Sar Bagh and Ruy Do Ab. As there was relatively few personnel left at the safe house, I volunteered to take a Duty Officer’s shift, my first one for almost six months. The electrician stayed behind and looked for the problem well into the night. We had to run the backup generator on the roof during the time that he was working. As his work progressed and he made some new connections to the switchboards on each floor of the main building, the electrical failures suddenly stopped.
I sat down and talked with the guard that all the other guards have a problem getting along with. He is a good guard with combat experience with the ANA in Helmand province. But he is perhaps too self-confident and aware of his abilities, and he has a “sharp tongue”. Furthermore, he is Uzbek, and most of the other guards are Tadjik (there is one Pashtu, too). There is a good chance that the rest of the guards are trying to get him fired in order to get the opportunity to get one of their family members into the recruitment process for the vacancy. At four in the morning, as I was on my second movie for the night, the guards put up a table in the street and gathered for a meal. Today is the first day of Ramadan, and they won’t be able to eat, drink, chew gum or smoke between 0500 and 1900 during the next 30 days. The were scores of big frogs in our yard at night. I hope that they will eat some the beetles and locusts so that fewer of them enter the house.
20100809
Last Night
In the evening we had a set dinner with roast beef, ratatouille and fried potatoes. I had bought a case of Beck’s, which was not enough for everyone, but at least the rotating personnel got a can each. For dessert our chefs had baked fresh pulla and brewed coffee. Everyone gathered in the dining hall. I said a few words and handed out locally handcrafted pocket knives to all who were leaving. A couple of guys got something extra for good performances. As a going-away present the PO staff gave me an unique, hand-made shield with a tube of genuine Afghan dust. The Swedish MOT gave me the Commander’s Coin of FS19.
Late at night the guard’s second in command wanted to talk with me about something. One of the guards had come late for work and on top of that he had been disrespectful towards the second in command. This was the third time that I have heard negative feedback about the man in question. Tomorrow I’ll sit down and have a chat with him (just like I did about 5 months ago). Our problems with the electric of the main building continued. We started having a statistic about power cuts on the white-board in the main briefing room – the power fell out 46 times between 0600 and 1800.
20100808
Two visits and LFX
In the afternoon we went to the shooting range and stayed there until darkness. When we came back we ran into an American convoy at the crossroads. It's always interesting to meet ISAF soldiers from other nations than Sweden and Finland by surprise in the field, especially in the dark. One always has to take some extra precautions in those situations in order to avoid any kind of misunderstandings. When we arrived at the safe house, I saw two geckos on the outer wall of the compound. I didn't get a closer look, but I tried to take a picture.
There was a flock of sheep at the shooting range and we stopped to talk with the shepherds.
In the distance there was a major dust whirlwind.
I didn't want to move closer than this to the gecko because it seemed very easily startled.
20100807
Camp to Camp
20100806
Coffee and Cake
20100805
Optronics
20100804
More Visits
20100803
Material Check
20100802
Progress
When we arrived back at the safe house, we heard that the provincial governor had visited the construction site of the university road that we are funding. He had not been happy with the culverts of the road and said that they would have to be rebuilt and that the workers should stop working immediately. I got instructions to go and tell the workers to ignore the governor, to go on working until the road is finished to the standards stated in the contract, and then they can go home. My assesment is that the provincial governor is hatching a plot to delay the completion of the project and buy time to get the road widened or paved, like he has been saying all along. He seems to be of the opinion that a narrow gravel road is worse than no road at all.
We immediately went to talk with the road construction workers, but there was no-one there. Perhaps they were just having their lunch break, as the clock was half past twelwe. From the new road we went to look at three different development projects, that are all ongoing, or at least they should have been started since some time ago. At 1400 we had an appointment with the chief of NDS. It was very informative, like it usually is, and I know that my report will be eagerly read at the headquarters. One of our interpreters is a little slow in typing out his notes, so I didn't have his notes from the security meeting until late in the evening, and could barely finish my report during the 02AUG2010.
20100801
Umpteenth Fin Visit
At least someone knows how to take it easy.